Crispier Exams Sms Part(1)

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If in Exam U Have 1 Of Question About Me

If in Exam U Have 1 Of Question About Me
Then How Will U Define Me In Some Words?????
Ur Answer Should Be Based On Truth,
Reply Me Now

Our Books ll Sing A Song,

After Our Exams,
Our Books ll Sing A Song,
Guess Which Song???

Guess……!!!



“Zara Zara Touch Me Touch Me ,Zara Zara Hold Me Hold Me”:-)

 

The Law Says,

The Law Says,
“If U Can’t Convince Someone, Confuse Them!”
Do U Know Which Law It Is?
This Is “Law Of Answering In Examination”…:)

Atif Aslam Live In An Exam…

Atif Aslam Live In An Exam
Kuch Is Tarah…
Teri Copy, Meri Copy Se Miladay,
Answer Teray…Saaray Mujhay Paper Pe Chapa Day,
Tu Her Ghari Her Waqt Sir K Sath Raha Hai,
Han Yeh Jism Bloody Fool Abhi Kaanp Raha Hai,
Jo Solution Hain Ye Teray…Unhain Tu Mera Pata Dey!
Kuch Is tarhan Tera Paper Mere Paper se Milade

Best 3 Comedy Lines In Student Life..

Best 3 Comedy Lines In Student Life..
1)Please don’t Disturb I Want to Study!
2)No Class,Den Lets Go 2 Library!
&
D Best 1 is:
3)Sir,I Have a Question!!!! :-)

If All Pakistan Start Studying & All Get Good Marks

If All Pakistan Start Studying & All Get Good Marks
But, Jobs r Limited
Then
More Unemployment
More Youth
More Suicides
More Crime
“”"”"SAVE PAKISTAN STOP STUDYING”"”" ;->

Good news for Bahria University students..

Congratulations!
Good news for Bahria University students
Exams of University have been postponed upto March
To confirm visit site..
www.stopdreaming&startstudying.com

Our Parents have many options for us

Our Parents have many options for us
Like
Poison
Sleeping Pill
Hanging by Neck
Throwing from building
But
They choose

EDUCATION

Socha tarpa tarpa k maren gay… :(

A MBA Student to a Sweeper….

A MBA Student to a Sweeper:”Mere paas degree hai,knowledge hai,4 logo main izzat hai…teray paas kya hai?”….
   
Sweeper proudly:”Mery paas naukri hai”….

The Law Says,

The Law Says,
“If U Can’t Convince Someone, Confuse Them!”
Do U Know Which Law It Is?
This Is “Law Of Answering In Examination”…:)

A father asks peon:

A father asks peon: How are the studies in this college?
Where do I see my son in future?
    
Peon: The future is bright, I had also completed my engineering from the same college

No dear,Result is near

My nights are going sleepless..
my days are going useless..
So I asked GOD, “is this love?”
GOD replied, “no Dear, result is near” :(

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