Crispier Computer Poetry Funny SmS (1)

Jo sadiyaon se hota aaya hai
Woh repeat kar doonga...
Tu naa mili to tujhko dil sey
Ctrl+Alt+delete kar doonga...

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Roz subha hum karte hai
itne pyar se unhe good morning...
woh humhe ghoor kar dekhte hain
jaise 0 ERRORS but 5 WARNINGS...

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Don't marry BPL woman, BPL woman never think about you because she BELIEVES in Best
Don't marry a BSNL woman; they have CONNECTIONS ALL OVER INDIA.
Don't marry a HUTCH woman, where ever u go THEIR NETWORK FOLLOW U.
Don't marry an IDEA woman; an IDEA CAN CHANGE her life.
So marry a RELIANCE woman, because U BUY ONE & GET ANOTHER FREE!!! Booking start but stock very limited

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Cut-Copy-Paste

shayad mere pyar ko,
taste karna bhool gaye
dil ko aisa CUT kiya,
ki PASTE karna bhool gaye

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Company kee ladkiyaan sunder hain
Aur lonely hain...
Problem ye hai ki bus voh
READ-ONLY hain...

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Tumhare samne hain itney items
kabhi hame bhi pick karo...
Hamare pyar ke ICON pe
kabhi to tum DOUBLE-CLICK karo...

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Laakhon honge nigaah mein
kabhi mujhe bhi pick karo...

Mere pyaar ke icon pe
kabhi to double-click karo...

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Kal jab mile thhe
to dil mein hua ek sound.

Aur aaj mile to kehte hain
your file not found!

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Aisa bhi nahin hai ke
I don't like your face.

Par dil ke storage mein
no more disk space.